Every guru has his followers, and Jakob, of course, is no exception. The fact that he's pulling down 30K per speaking engagement has not gone unnoticed by the female population out there.

Here we present some of Jakob's most loyal followers, ready to defend the rights of ignorant web-unsavvy users around the world... Their true identities have been disguised, so that they might intermingle amongst us, unknown to the legions of design-savvy web geeks around the world.



 Ramona H.

 Susan & Hazel R.

 Wanda O. & Maggie B.